Ball Golf

A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.

person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"

by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009

Web Balls

The “virtual courage” that people exhibit when sharing an opinion on the internet e.g. via email, a forum posting or blog. It's "Beer Balls" for the internet.

I posted at CNN.com that Obama was a 'racist', That took huge Web Balls!

by MustKnowTheTruth August 16, 2008

pain in the balls

In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.

My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.

by cantbetheking August 29, 2013

Balls Palsy

A condition effecting males after cumming very hard (usually from a great blow job). Where they lose control of certain motor functions generally in the face, hands, fingers and toes causing temporary paralysis and/contracture and loss of ability to form words.

“After a blew a huge load in her mouth, I got Balls Palsy and started drooling and my fingers curled up like Stephen Hawking.”

by K Brogan DBag June 2, 2018

Ball Busta

when a kid is making fun of you, busting your balls

Man, he's being a real ball busta

by Casey Bum February 20, 2009

Joto balls

Only real one manuel Marcos Richard and BigDog

Ayyy joto balls lets do a heist

by Jotodad August 4, 2020

Keyboard Balls

The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.

Man, he's really got Keyboard Balls. he wouldn't ever say that to my face.

by ye it's cortez September 24, 2011