J-bag

A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.

Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.

Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.

by Gary Madison December 11, 2006

Slap the bag

Getting dumb turnt off of bagged chardonay. Having a threesome, and ending up having to buy plan B the morning after.

Joe: Hey what do u think we should do today

David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?

by Youngskinnydick June 7, 2018

Ass Bag

The Frat Boy that doesn't realize he's now 42, single, over weight and Spring Break ended a long time ago.

Person 1: How about those Jets?
Ass Bag: How about your mom?

by IndiGirl September 19, 2009

the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.

by Bryce H. April 24, 2003

Betch Bag

A betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. It is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. It is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.

I called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn't talking to me anymore.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 22, 2008

space bagging

the act of taking a persons backpack/gym bag, removing the contents, turning the bag inside out, then returning the contents. finish off this jerk off trick by zipping the mutant bag closed

looks like Frank is taking a trip to space, i space bagged his gym bag while he was taking a dump" "man i love space bagging Frank

by EBrunswick May 14, 2011

Bag of tricks

A bag filled with gross, unwanted food mixed together into a foul smelling mush. USually left to rot for a few days or more, or occasionally smashed onto the ground a few minutes after making it. For the people who made it, testing how bad the B.O.T (Bag Of Tricks) smells before either hiding it away to let it rot, or smashing it somewhere. Sometimes called a 'magic potion', especially when made inside of a bottle.

Get that fucking bag of tricks away from me, it smells horrible.

by C-Miller September 21, 2010