/j

HALEY IT MEANS JOKING AND IN A JOKING TONE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT I SWEAR.

-lu

“i hate people who are so funny and carry all the jokes /j” (coming from someone who is funny)

by luluhawk October 7, 2022

J Diddy

When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.

Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024

chasing the j

Sexual act between two males whereby one male blows semen into the others ass

Dude! Eoghan and Kedzie were chasing the j last night

by eoghan j September 24, 2017

J-Vege

a mixture of shredded carrots, shredded red and green cabbage usually coming with a meal containing fries or wedges

can you get me some J-Vege

by smoked fish November 27, 2022

J

Jeje

Jeje

by Jsjsndn December 6, 2022

J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with

Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt

by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025