law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.

Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."

by zettaishojo April 4, 2014

Smurfy's Law

Any competitive game(or lobby) that can have smurfs, will have smurfs.

Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.

Person 1: Man, I play this game for fun and to relax. I can't believe there are people smurfing in casual!

Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.

by Isuldor Nagan February 6, 2021

Law of Comunicability

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.

Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.

by JezusFreek October 2, 2009

co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's niece's husband.

My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's husband.

My great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandniece's husband.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

first co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019