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Asian penis

Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.
Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.
by Trustjpl May 31, 2021
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penis

a male extremidy used to pee, have sex, repopulate the earth. can be seen on some females.
tia lee of greene new york has a penis. proven fact, saw it in the dictionary.
by thesmartone29301 March 8, 2009
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penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005
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Interrupting Penis

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.
I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!
by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021
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Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.
Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis
by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021
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penis massacre

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Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.
Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere
by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019
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