Tits 'N' Gravy

The act of ejaculating on a woman's breasts then having her get dressed and leaving without cleaning herself off. Generaly occures after a tit fuck. ONLY classified if it occured in the morning hours.

Friend 1: Dude, i gave this girl some sweet tits 'n' gravy this morning about an hour before work.

Friend 2: Was it the secretary? She didn't show up for work today.

Friend 1: heh heh, cream gravy!!

by Kenny024 May 5, 2009

nippleless dick tits

slang in the medical industry for testicles

the doctor will see you now regarding your nippleless dick tits, sir

by [e-mail] September 20, 2005

Tits In My Ass!

Basically, Tits In My Ass (or TIMA) is a way of saying "Shit!" or "God Dammit!" or any other exclamation in a much more interesting and fun way. Generally when you say it, it helps lighten the mood, making your situation a little better. This phrase comes out of Northern California, making up for them inventing "Hella" and "NorCal"

Kyle: "Hey bro, I kinda lost your headphones"
Dylan: "Tits In My Ass! that's the second pair of my headphones you lost this month!"

by Tony Sopranbro August 25, 2010

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Small Tits Syndrome

When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.

Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.

Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid

by Vlad's Mum Is Badderz May 25, 2019

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.

"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"

by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009