Afro Monkey

A person who claims they are going to wrap themself up in a box, who has curly brown hair and lies about it. They are liars and never send themselves your way. Do> NOT> TRUST> AFRO> MONKYES!!!

Wher's my afro monkey???

He was being such an afro monkey today.

Nick Jonas is an afro monkey!!!

by Losers win one! April 17, 2010

Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

Peg Monkey

another name for BMXer's. mostly said by rollerbladers and skateboarders who hate bmxers at ther skatepark because they ruin ramps with their pegs.

Rollerblader: "why is this ledge all chunked up?"
Skateboarder: "those peg monkeys came in here and kept screwing it up with their pegs"

by CooperK June 12, 2007

pillow monkey

someone who sleeps around with any guy she can get a hold of to make herself feel whole inside. Synonym for whore, skank, slut, and hoebag put together. steals boyfriends, and yes even girlfriends.

Ashley is such a frikkin PILLOW MONKEY! She slept with my boyfriend and now im single AND i have aids!!!

by ideksstfumf January 26, 2011

porch monkey

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

by kyle1311hop May 6, 2015

Monkey Son

A word u say that describes a African American friend who is really close to u when u greet them.

"Whats up with u Monkey Son"

by jasman49er August 2, 2009

nicotine monkey

Origin: Medway area of England.

When a person is trying to give up smoking but cannot help but give into their/or have cravings for nicotine it is said that they have the nicotine monkey sitting on their back.

"What's the matter? You look like you need a fag"
"Yeah, the nicotine monkey's on me back today!"

by Gigi July 13, 2004