Teen sex

The best kind of sex you can get ever either as a teen or if you are younger or older then your teen and are getting sex from a teen.

Teen sex is the best.

by The Fury 13 January 24, 2011

causal sex

sexual encounter resulting in pregnancy.

Casual sex becomes causal sex when when you reverse the s and u, or omit the c-o-n-d-o-m.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

Sex Trophy

A Baby, A toddler. When a couple has children, the child is their sex trophy.

Dude1: "Look at that girl, she's about to pop'
Dude2: "Yeah, she has a sex trophy baking in the oven"

by TheFiendishOne August 9, 2008

text sex

When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.

It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.

by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007

no sex drive

Premature failures in pistons, piston rings, cylinder liners, bearings and bushings in an otherwise late model automobile, commonly known as a "muscle car", causing such vehicle to fail upon ignition.

"Golly gee, Sally, I'm not such a lucky girl. Gerry phoned, and said his T-bird has no sex drive, so we won't be going to the drive-in after all. Isn't that just crrraaaazzzzy?"

by Pompien August 31, 2013

ghost sex

when you are hitting your girl from the back and your friend comes out of the closet and you pretend to adjust but you swap places and you wave at your girlfriend through the window

Chandler: I really gave Monica a scare with that ghost sex yesterday!

by milkowotea July 16, 2019

sex stain

A stain appearing on clothing or bed sheets as a result of sexual functions.

I was making my bed for the company when I came across a nasty sex stain on my comforter.

by Bungalow Bill February 21, 2002