Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.
"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
by Nitro88 June 30, 2014
Get the lisa the cunt mug.When you have feet so fat your toes are fat and mush together and makes the crevases between look like a cunt.
by The Haagimus October 16, 2009
Get the Cunt Toes mug.Matt-" My front tire blew and I rolled my car 11 times @120k/hr in a school zone"
Stu-"What a fuckin' cunt-act!"
Stu-"What a fuckin' cunt-act!"
by Stuperman July 30, 2006
Get the cunt-act mug.by Meckles December 7, 2007
Get the trash cunt mug.A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.
Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!
by Choc Chink May 22, 2014
Get the Cunt Bungler mug.A dog cunt is anyone that tells or speaks or does any kind of shit act about another person in any way shape or form!
Bruz did you see holesy and Sosa pump that dog cunt for painting over a dior piece! #dogcunt #dog #cunt
by 3 metrey February 23, 2020
Get the Dog cunt mug.A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.
by Cragit July 7, 2019
Get the Shit cunt mug.