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monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.
by Flintown April 22, 2014
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Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.
Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”
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Side Bird

A loyal friend who serves as a lookout in times of difficulty. A "side bird" is not just a passive observer but an active participant in offering assistance and vigilance, embodying reliability and loyalty.
During tough times, Sarah proved to be a true side bird, always watching out for me and offering support when I needed it most.
by katfat November 23, 2024
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Big bird

A word to refer to big women with blond hair. It is used to make fun of somebody.
Big bird called me down to the principals office again.
by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019
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Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
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bird starch

A fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her analhole waiting for the man to younger it out
Wow baby u getting that bird starch out good
by Twinker101 February 6, 2017
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