Quarter-life reawakening

That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening

Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening

by Poet678 October 17, 2023

Hentai is my life

Hentai is my life

Weeb 1: what do you do in your spare time
Weeb 2: Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: same

by HentaiSenpai69 November 29, 2019

i hate life

i hate life

i hate life

by Funtimesareherr September 17, 2020

Your hair is life

Off the hook, baller, on fleek,

Yo girl, your hair is life!

by Auntang January 5, 2017

Waste-of-Life Wednesday

Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.

I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!

by Alisha Boom Boom February 10, 2010

What's the meaning of life

42.

The reason why is that advanced alien beings create a supercomputer, called Deep Thought, to figure out the answer to the so-called Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. After calculating for 7.5-million years, Deep Thought determined the answer was the number 42.

Me: What's the meaning of life?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: 42
Me: Why?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Yes.

by Doge man DEFINES April 3, 2022

Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018