A noun that describes the unique ability some men possess of being able to maintain a loving relationship with their partner whilst unknowing to the partner is cheating on them. Much the same way a chameleon can us each eye independently a man with chameleon eyes can look his wife in the eye while looking at the rack of a women passing by simultaneously.
Josh: how does arnold do it?! He sleeps with cindy his next door neighbor and he can still go home and make love to his wife like shed the only women in the world.
Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes
Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes
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Get the whispering eye mug.When u get burnt / or an allergic reaction and ur eye swells up and gets reall puffy.
then u have to wear sunglasses inside for breakfast!
then u have to wear sunglasses inside for breakfast!
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Get the Whispering Eye mug.The way one eye stays in place while the other freely moves. Which usually triggers a chain reaction of odd stares.
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Get the Creeper eye mug.The way your wife looks at you when she wants something. You know there's very little point in saying "no", you're going to get it for her because of those eyes.
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