D-Swan Snorkel

A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.

Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.

Jordan: No, What happended?

Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.

Jordan: No Way! Nasty!

by Tim Meyer 09 November 21, 2010

capital D runk

Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.

Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!

by tommy ethan February 18, 2008

D Double H

The state and/or condition of being Drunk, High and Horny at the same time.

Yo Tony, I was so D Double H last night! Ignant!

by Nick Mosh October 6, 2010

G,D&R

Grin, Duck & Run. Usually used after a particularly scathing remark by text or IM.

My ass is fat? Yeah well, your ass can be seen on Google Earth! <g,d&r>

by jungle_expat August 15, 2009

D Rider special

A phenomenon growing at an unprecedented scale. When you know, you know.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a D Rider special.

by The Flying Tree March 19, 2019

Dick Roll`d

When one guy sends his friend a link disguised as a funny youtube video, or work document but actually contains gay porn.

Douche: Dude, open this link, its got the HAwttest girls on this site!
Sucker: Oh, ok. *click* AAAH!!MY RETINAS!!!
Douche: Dick Roll`d XD

by King KaRmA April 18, 2009

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short

Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.

by 10BigHotMen June 3, 2020