De-dicked

When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...

Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....

by 808-pride December 2, 2018

Stink Dick

When you haven't washed your dick in weeks after having sex and then it smells like the local fish counter

Yo Brandon, Geez you have some major stink dick going on!!

by Rogers565 February 26, 2021

Hug a dick

A more extreme way to tell someone that you are not interested in doing something. Also similar to telling someone to "piss off".

There is no way that I'm going to do that. You can tell him to go hug a dick.

by Whereismoose August 26, 2016

dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.

*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021

nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016

Dick Kicked In

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.

The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.

by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017

Dick Rangers

The team of guys in every girls phone contact list she calls when bae is away

Bae won't talk to me.....well time to call one of my dick rangers

by Wolf_King97 October 6, 2016