Contextual Boner

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.

Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.

by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018

Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).

Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.

by AnelBead June 2, 2024

Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection

Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

Boner Bob

an absolute cutie even though he doesn't like to admit it

Yo, there's a new synonym for cute, I heard it's called "Boner Bob"?

Yeah lol, let's carry on with our anal sex now dear.

by bopiscoolllll June 1, 2021

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016

Boner blob

A fat male with an erection

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

Bay Boner

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.

Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner

by Th3 KMeister July 26, 2016