Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

Dren's hair

dren's hair is the best hair and nothing can beat it. All people should strive to get dren's hair. Nobody can have better hair than dren. its the best hair

did you see dren's hair? its amazing, I wish I had his hair

by RadicalRadish123 October 14, 2021

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Barcode hair

A haircut and send it out and send it out the email tattoo

Barcode hair xuut

by Vivansh June 4, 2022

bubic hair

The hair around ones butthole.

I hate it when my shit clings to my bubic hair (or bubes)!

by Bubes McGee December 24, 2015