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New Port Richey

City on the West Gulf Coast full of retirees, crackheads, and weirdos. New Port Richey is full of hillbillies and dirty shacks. People don't mow their lawns, rednecks everywhere, high housing prices, and no jobs. This is home to some of the worst drivers in the world. Also known as "New Port Nasty" and "New Port Nowhere." This place is full of scrub hillbillies.
New Port Richey is full of hillbillies, white-trash, gangster wannabees, no decent paying jobs, and kids with no education who can't read.
by Ken Burr September 30, 2006
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new port richey

New Port Richey is a boring place where the only thing to do is to be bored and drive your crappy car around. There is only one rich family, the Mitchell's, in the whole place and the High School, J.W. Mitchell HS is named after them. The nick name we gave it is New Port Nowhere.
me: i'm bored...lets go and find something to do.

friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
by fsutromboner October 18, 2004
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New York minute

Really fast, lickety-split; just ask me and I'll jump on it.
I can whip up some martinis in a New York minute.
by octopod December 6, 2003
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Levittown (New York)

Like the Wantagh Indians said, "Levittown (an indian word) means 'Land With No Basements.'"
Q - Got a rumpus room?
A - Nope, I live in Levittown (New York).

Or

Q - Have you any extra storage downstairs?
A - No. There is no "downstairs," I live in Levittown (New York).
by The REAL Bambino December 15, 2010
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New Car Smell

1. when a female has a fresh (hardly used) Vagina 2. slang for a virgins vagina
Dude...when I pulled down her underwear "IT HAD THAT NEW CAR SMELL"
by SixxTwentySeven October 29, 2013
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Happy New Year

The celebratory point of when a guy pulls his penis out of a vagina then shoots his load all over shouting, "Happy New Year".
After a great sexession Jack pulled out and came all over Janes chest shouting, "Happy New Year".
by Pwise January 13, 2011
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New Orleans Aint's

Aint no playoffs, aint no fame ,da New Orleans Aint's got no game.
by gfeet June 23, 2009
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