Monkey Jumper

Noun (Naming Word)

Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.

Alternative Words: Fuckwit

Dean is lying drunk on the floor and everybody else is still partying Dean is a "Monkey Jumper"

by Spactara May 22, 2011

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

rake monkey

An online poker player who plays a lot with the intention of generating rake for the site (income the site gets by taking a % of each pot played). These players in turn get some of their rake back through rakeback sites. This which is generally the sole source of their income because they play too many tables and aren't very good, but make money because of the sheer volume they put in.

"This guy Chiren80 is such a rake monkey, he plays way too many tables and he can't win, but he's making a killing off that rakeback payment every month".

by zcj90 March 2, 2010

Arctic Monkeys

The best band to ever grace my mortal ears.

Me: I love Arctic Monkeys!!!!

by Myth4everr April 20, 2023

Pansy Monkey

A person that is crazy and acts like they're going to open up a can of whoop butt, but they just fronting.

homey 1: Man, Homey 3 is gonna win this fight!
Homey 2:Naahh, Hes just a pansy monkey

by Zakap24 April 24, 2009

Pill Monkey

The name given to people that consume large quantities of pills such as ecstasy at dance parties/raves.

Jimmy bought a packet of ecstasy and munched them down like a true pill monkey.

by nzukdave January 18, 2010

Porsche Monkey

Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean

Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey

by thepicklecat September 28, 2018