Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

Poo fight

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.

Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs

by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018

Poo

This is what you are

Why is Isaac eating poo?

by StarCode_RealKreek January 7, 2023

Poo in a shoe

For expressing extreme emotions while not swearing also can be used for defending yourself from bully’s as in “go poo in a shoe”

Oh poo in a shoe I just got fired from my job

by Wyatt Johnson October 4, 2019

Poo

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

Poo

1. Exclamation to describe an unpleasant smell
2. Another term for fecal matter

Eww, that's poo!

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025