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Calf Off

It is where one person thinks his or her calves are the best..

When in fact it is clearly one sided that the guys are better and look so good that they may be thought to be fake
Guy: my calves are the best
Girl: no way I work out all the time and pay someone .. I have the best legs ever..

Guy: UM why u freaking out and stomping ur foot ..my calves rule ...

Girl: OMG OMG OMG NO MY CALVES ARE EVERYTHING W/O THEM I AM LOST I LOVE MY LEGS... I AM THE BEST I AM BUCCI.
Guy: we should have a calf off
by themuleandbird November 6, 2011
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cop off

American slang for stealing or pocketing an item, often of dubious or minor value. Archaic , dates from the 1950s-1960s, especially popular on the West Coast in those days.

May have been replaced by "rip off" in the late 1960s, which became a much more broad term and eventually a noun as well as a verb.
"I'm not putting my beer down. One of these biker dudes might cop off with it."

"Where's my hat?"
"That chick you were talking to earlier. I think she copped off with it."
by malbuff March 12, 2020
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Scooting Off

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males
Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn
by CuervoJones August 18, 2010
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Capping off

Yo fam I’m finna go to bruhs house he was capping off earlier (dmv) lingo
by Jodi amoris June 1, 2018
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Slank Off

To do whatever you want and not do some other stupid stuff instead.
Marcel: "Hey bobby, you doing your homework?"

Bobby: "No, F that! I am going to slank off!"
by Chip&Pepper March 27, 2009
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choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
by Clocked May 7, 2010
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Leafing Off

When some one tells you a sarcastic remark or comment and you respond in a way that you think is funny/cheeky but does the opposite. It makes you seem weird/humourless/stupid/full of yourself/ a wanna-be etc
Sam: I am so much more talented then her!
Dan: and have you ever been on t.v?

Sam: I model and dance and omg I do soo much work its crazy I am like the next new thing! I am like the greatest people should just love me! bla bla blaa.
Dan: uhh, right.. Stop leafing off.. learn to take a joke.
by RedR December 25, 2010
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