grandpibling-in-law

1- Grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's grandpibling.

grandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.

Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.

by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Ekul's Law

Ekul's Law: When a multiplayer video game is created, there begins an invisible timer that suggests that, as time passes, the game will introduce goofy/whimsical or ridiculous collaborative skins in order to financially support and stay relevant as a Live Service Game

In accordance with Ekul's Law, Call of Duty invetiablying created "Lilith" and "Inarius" operator skins, from Blizzard's popular MMORPG 'Diablo 4' in order to stay relevant and entice long time players to continue buying cosmetics to support their live servie multiplayer video game.

The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.

by DrCrustyKillz November 28, 2023

half-nephew-in-law

1- Half-nibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-nephew.

half-nephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024