cock punch

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.

I cock punched her in the face.

by hobnob August 11, 2003

cock teeth

Teeth that are round and have no sharp edges.

She doesn't scrape cause she has cock teeth.

by Erock January 8, 2004

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

cock smoker

(n.) - One who smokes the cock; a douchebag; a faggot; a homo.

Sam: Sorry man, I forgot to bring the beer.
Tom: You fucking cock smoker.

by emery73 August 3, 2007

cock jockey

A homosexual who enjoys the art or riding a dick like a jockey rides a horse

I wonder who's going home with that cock jockey for some late night action.

by tbone32 September 11, 2006

cock punch

something Bono should get familiar with

when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.

by BVSH February 3, 2005

slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!

Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!

by Friday13 September 6, 2010