Nyan Cat

A Pusheen cat with the body of a pop tart That shits out rainbows out of its ass and sings the Nyan song for hours while flying in space.

Nyan Cat! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

by This is how my shit is October 13, 2020

Loose cat

When you're done fucking, then you pull your dick out and nut. After that, collect all the sperm and put it in her asshole. Then knock her out and violently penetrate her butthole, while it makes a farting sound.

Are you done?
- No, give me 5 seconds. I need to procceed to make you a loose cat.
A what?
*Knocks her out*

by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018

promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.

Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."

by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014

Cat Mahari

A noun and verb whose roots are in the etymological tradition of an ancient other; also in physics a cosmological constant that constantly changes; in life the creative spirit that emanates from the first cup of coffee in the morning and the third glass of whiskey at night; as a woman: golden brown; as a man: superior erectile function; as a child: purity finely distilled with naughtiness as its sublime indicator of joy; in nature: nature

love y tu, Cat Marhari? playful A mi me gusta Cat Mahari fire Oy Vey! Cat Mahari animals tu vee Cat Mahari? woodlands muy bonita Cat Mahari

by Cat Mahari November 16, 2009

Mimi the cat

Mimi was 13 years old.

Born in 2008, and died in 2022.
May she rest in peace.

Felix: I miss Mimi the cat.

by not feix September 3, 2022

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

by Hot red March 26, 2017

puss cat

A word used to describe someone incredibly sexy

“Wow daisy, you look great!! What a puss cat”

“Thanks chloe, you’re quite the puss yourself!”

by Pussofthecat September 16, 2018