Holiday Rules

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

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sigma grindset rule #235

the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 6, 2024

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the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

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rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic.

Hey, I let you borrow my hot glue gun! Rule 964!

by Joe shoho November 30, 2023

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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

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papi rules

Papi rules means ruling the world with a plethora of friends, with people you trust, it’s about sharing very cool memories with your friends and sharing pictures like blogs but between your friends, sending funny pictures of each other and playing games with your friends, just hanging out with them, it’s basically sharing funny moments with them.

Bro you’re the type to be in a friendship with what we call papi rules.

by misu February 1, 2022

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