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tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.
"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020
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Cutting My Grass

To thin out the circle of people you associate yourself with and reveal the "snakes in the grass"
I've been cutting my grass recently since the money came to me
by sxttx September 5, 2015
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skin of my teeth

Skin of my teeth (Hebrew: ע֣וֹר שִׁנָּֽי ‘ō-wr šin-nāy) is a phrase from the Bible. In Job 19:20, the King James Version of the Bible says, "My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth." In the Geneva Bible, the phrase is rendered as "I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe."1

In modern times, "by the skin of my teeth" is used to describe a situation from which one barely managed to escape.

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That fire accident was so bad I got out only with the skin of my teeth.
by Andras Braten November 30, 2016
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squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.
I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill
by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013
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Oh My Chad

A version of oh my god, originating in the Disney channel series Sonny With a Chance. Commonly used by screaming fangirls. Sometimes shortened to OMC.
Person 1: Do you like the movie Starstruck?
Person 2: Oh my Chad, it's amaing!
by thequeenofallruralsuburbia August 1, 2010
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My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser
Yo! My mom is on the browser!
by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018
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milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!
by Garden Milker July 15, 2009
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