national kiss a teacher day

december 1st is kiss a teacher day! pucker up!

person 1: hey did u hear it’s national kiss a teacher day?
person 2: yeah! i call dibs on the english teacher!
person 1: aweh no fair!!!!!

by mrhillisdaddy37738273 November 20, 2020

National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

National Grab the flat 🍑

Go get the flat ass boys ;)

look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day

by bitxhes June 8, 2020

National Grab ass year

Fuck it 2019 Grab ass year

Tomato salad
National grab ass year

by Gaggagagga April 14, 2019

National Penis Enchilada Day

National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today

"Bro guess what's next week "
"What"
"NATIONAL PENIS ENCHILADA DAY"

by poosquash November 1, 2019

National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.

*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*

by Hallaballs_69 January 23, 2022

National support cosplayers day

Support cosplayers to help be more confident

National support cosplayers day

by anonymous January 20, 2021