J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

mr j

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness

Wow he's such a mr j

by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019

J-hope

J-hope from BTS, born 18 february 1994.

Your hope, and your angel, a.k.a J-hope, is a fucking sunshine, and he has just released everyones hype, HIXTAPE!
He is the brightest sweetest little thing, with the cutets smile that can melt anyones heart... i just melted by thinking of it.

ARMY 1: Who's your bias in BTS?
ARMY 2: Mine's the sunshine, j-hope!

ARMY BTS JIMIN SUGA RM JUNGKOOK V

by koreaboo_my March 1, 2018

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

Kayden J. Parry

An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.

“I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”

“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”

by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018