scuz monkey

-used to diss people

"Fvck off! You SCUZ MONKEY!!"

by the kid who wears pants April 26, 2003

monkey crap

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016

Underground Monkey

A positional variation of The Monkey in the Kamasutra where the standard positions are reversed. The female is normally on the bottom, but it's also a term used when two males perform The Monkey

They were totally doing the Underground Monkey after the party.

by Monkey42 May 28, 2012

The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.

Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys

by Satans nipple October 11, 2011

monkey poop

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

by eric woods January 19, 2008

Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016