cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.

My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.

by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011

Cunt thirty

The time of the morning when you'd rather stay in bed but have to get up for work.

Why do I have to get up at cunt thirty every fucking day to do this bullshit, cunt-arse job?

by sleepwalker1 August 23, 2011

Suck a cunt

When you tell somebody to suck women genitalia. This can be done in many different ways, in a cool way, pissed and sad.

Eric: Go suck a cunt Tom
Tom: Yeah, your mom’s!

Eric: Go suck a cunt Tom
Tom: Yeah, your mom’s!

by Dirtdiggler17 January 30, 2018

Prime Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is either especially fine, or a great achievement.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Weeb in '06.

Lj: I hooked up with Charlie's mum
Webb: Prime Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 October 29, 2008

cunt-nugget

generic insult thats very fun to say. Applies to anyone, anywhere, anytime.

person 1: i cant believe that guy knocked my ice cream out of my hands! :O

person 2: wow, what a fucking cunt-nugget

by dragon 39 October 11, 2009

Dis cunt

The female version of the word dis dick.

Girl 1:hey,yu eva walk on wata

Guy 1:What?

Girl 1:DIS CUNT

by dr.bum March 14, 2010

Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.

"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".

by wellwellwell September 22, 2012