A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.
Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.
Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.
Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.
by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022
Get the Birds with broken wingsmug. by MSDorset September 2, 2023
Get the A little flappy birdmug. when your significant other starts poking their nose directly on her Clit like a baby bird begging for food until her pussy cums than you start cawing and.or chirping than flap ur little wings and fly away! Never answering any phone calls or leaving an explanation what so ever.
by silveryurl July 29, 2016
Get the little birdingmug. A type of punishment dished out for stupidness, abscence or as initiation within a rugby club. 2 persons required, a mother bird and and baby bird. The 'Mother bird' consumes alcohol until vomit is produced and must 'feed' the baby bird.
Miles and Han missed the first rugby tournament of the year for unknown reasons. Miles must now bird feeder Han.
by DangerDBN April 19, 2017
Get the Bird feedermug. by Momma bird March 3, 2018
Get the Baby birdmug. a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.
b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."
B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."
B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
by supereboy February 4, 2021
Get the hope the birds comemug. A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag
'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'
'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'
'Meant the game mate'
'Awks...'
'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'
'Meant the game mate'
'Awks...'
by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014
Get the Flappy Birdmug.