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Wren's Law

The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.
Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."

Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"
by a3u January 15, 2024
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The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.
"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."
by ultra June 6, 2012
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great-great-grandmother-in-law

My great-great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.
I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
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aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.
My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Law of ares

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr
you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Arm's Law

Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.
"I saw Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs ALL got on a plane together and flew to Ukraine to watch a U2 concert."

"Oh that's fake"

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law. If it's mainstream it's fake."
by helloboots May 9, 2022
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