Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 14, 2018

Greco Wet

Fetch af, everything on fleek.

Specifically used in the circles of marine biologists to define the effectiveness of a current data set.

That halibut sample is Greco wet

by Schmeagler April 3, 2022

Wet Stepper

One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.

Jacob is a wet stepper. Russel dries off completely in the shower.

by Scampia July 5, 2019

wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008

Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020