The Abusement Park

A FREAKY PLACE. ITS SCARY HERE LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!!

Dude where are you
I’m stuck in the Abusement park, tell my family I love them

by TeaKettleVA September 5, 2024

peter park that ho

1>To ejaculate a very powerful cumshot that mimics qualites of spider web and lazer beams.

"man my bitch didn't let me fuck for a week, so by the time the dumb cunt was ready I had to fuck a bitch up and peter park that ho."

by shlempta schmenta April 24, 2010

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

park head

the kind of rumor that dumbasses start for attention because, ya know. geneseo.

oh shit man did u hear about chris? i heard he gave jay some park head.

by bitchhoe6969 April 22, 2019

Lake Park Pizza

Food that is never is made the same, this can fluctuate in size, flavor, or shape of food.

These fries are different everyday, like Lake Park Pizza

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

Bryce Park

someone idk

" who is Bryce Park"
"someone idk"

by Heqqu August 19, 2021

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020