Like my Status

The worst possible use of facebook. Used by people who have the need to know how much people like them. Also used to confirm that people actually have friends.

"Like my status and i'll tell you the truth"
*Catherine liked you status
"I don't really know you catherine but you seem cool"

by dman447 October 22, 2011

Worship My Feet

A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)

Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.

Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!

Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.

Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.

Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*

by LikeWTF December 19, 2012

Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Light My Fire

Asking Someone To Commit Sexual Acts

Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah ^_^

by KATIE ^_^ March 11, 2011

tie my shoe

The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.

While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"

by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009

Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Lick My nuts

Common response to any question.

1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.

by XshadowsX April 26, 2005