National kiss your crush day

October 22nd is a day that you kiss you crush ANYWHERE with permission from this

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: WTF

You:its national kiss your crush day
Crush:ok kiss me again

by Ihaveacrush1 October 20, 2019

National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

national hug your crush day

It’s your chance to give a hug to your crush today. Just go and hug your crush.

Me: Hey *hugs*
my crush: wow what was that for?
Me: It’s national hug your crush day
my crush: oh *hugs back*

by lilpandaa November 7, 2019

National hug your crush day

october 22 is the day you get to hug your crush, or anyone if you don’t have one!

Me: hey it’s national hug your crush day, should i hug _____?
Friend: yesss thatd be so cute

by xoxo.emi October 22, 2020

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

by Pug? October 6, 2021

national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

national hug your girlfriend day

every fucking day go give your girlfriend a damn hug loser

boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will

by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn January 13, 2020