Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.

Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.

by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017

Jack Yoncing

To perform a Jack Yonce is to stand in the middle of a packed auditorium during ANY and ALL intermissions of a concert for the sole purpose of being seen. This usually happens with the arms folded and that person talking to another person Jack Yoncing, or looking around acting like they are looking for someone specific, when in all reality they are waiting for someone to notice them and wave first.

"You sure do get to see a lot of band directors you dont normally see during the year at All-State Band"

"Yeah, look over there, Tim and Clay are Jack Yoncing like a pro!"

by non-Jack Yoncer September 18, 2012

jack nation

a twitter nation full of gorgeous ppl, but then there’s the tasteless ree

jack nation members are so gorgeous wtf, but unfortunately ree is tasteless

by soree ree October 28, 2020

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

Plat-jacking

When a Gold I MOBA player deliberately throws matches in order to keep other Gold I members on their team from reaching the Platinum ranks.

I was one win away from getting promoted, but this feeding Master Yi was Plat-jacking me.

I just plat-jacked that guy so hard! He never suspected the Gnar mid!

by Pei-2-plei January 8, 2015

pickle jack

an all purpose descriptive word, usually used to exaggerate the size, weight, or importance of something.

6 year old: "I just jumped higher than a pickle jack!!"

me: "How high is a pickle jack..?"

by mimi_me June 30, 2010