True Friend

When you can take a shit at your true friends house, without worrying about skid marks, the stench or even having to flush.

ME: "Mum, Greg has officially been moved into my 'true friend' zone.
MUM: " What?"
ME : I took a dump at his house and didn't flush. Didn't even feel guilty.
MUM: "That's how me and your Dad got through the friend zone"
ME : "..."

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

Friend Filching

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.

After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.

by Papa B February 13, 2008

default friends

friends you have to hang out with if your normal friends aren't around

Me: Sorry gotta go the gangs here.
Default Friends: What the hell I thought we were hanging out!
Me: No way, you guys are just my default friends.

by KingOfD September 6, 2010

Kool Friend

Buddies to the end. Always helping start trouble! DirtyMike

DirtyMike is a kool Friend to have!

by Noneya Beeswax December 14, 2008

Friend Zone

Imaginary; an excuse that a guy uses when he can't get laid and/or a girlfriend .

Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.

Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.

by WaveMonsters September 19, 2016

mmmm friend

a guy/girl who wants to be dating you, but you're not that into him/her, but you still call him/her every so often for a late night rendezvous.

CJ: I texted you to come hang out!

Ted: Yeah, by the time i got it, I had given up and called one of my mmmm friends and was already preoccupied.

by thebrikster April 11, 2010

Ghost Friended

When the number of your friends on Facebook decreases, but because you have so many friends, you are not sure who unfriended you.

"Dude, yesterday I had 311 friends and today I have 310!!!! I totally got ghost friended"

by thegranitehills February 3, 2010