Straight Face

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

by Chaptaz July 20, 2009

Face-Fuck

To rapidly thrust one's penis into another's mouth. Such a gesture is often recieved by those who have a Justin Beiber façade.

Dude, i totally face-fucked a Justin-Beiber look-a-like last night.

by Rusty2010 February 22, 2011

Face Flu

when a man puts his balls on the girls eye balls and puts his penis over her nose and cums...it looks like she sneezed all over herself.

dude, the girl i fucked last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.

by mm February 20, 2003

close face

When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.

A sign of repressed homosexuality.

I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.

by Midwooood August 10, 2010

smelly face

A person with an odur from the head area. This is not usualy the case when calling someone this, as it is not a very insulting remark.

Your such a smelly face

by Craig Boath August 5, 2006

Face Wall

A other way of using "face palm" but this one is much harsher as you would slam your face/forehead into the wall because of how stupid/overused something is.

Joe: They should make a futuristic version of Modern Warfare! That would be so awesome! You could use short lightsabers for knifes and force grenades!

Bob: *Face wall*

Joe:Why'd you do that?!?

Bob: YOUR IDEA IS FREAKING RETARDED!

by Carnivore_JJS December 12, 2009

Biscuit Face

When you are pinging out of your mind on disco biscuits so hard that you just cant seem to stop chewing your face off.

Get your biscuit face on!!

by Piznit April 9, 2011