dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

Turkey dick

The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious

The turkey dick is very tasty

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019

Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

chugging dick

the act of rappidly swallowing dicks

He was off the walls autistic, until he started chugging dicks. i think it mellowed him out a little.

by cock smoking October 7, 2015

Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 July 14, 2016

Dick Pride

1. Casually means you are indeed a man.
2. When you don't wanna look like a fag for admitting it.

Guy1: Hey man....should i..tell her i like her first...?
Guy2: No dude, have some dick pride you fag!

by Streetwacko December 9, 2014