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Chatham, New Jersey

yeah we know it is one of the most bitchy towns in new jersey and EVERYONE around it hates it. Even some people that live in Chatham hate it. I would know because I live there. But seriously everyone who says we don't have good schools and our sports suck and we are lazyasses, have fun trying to explain why we were rated the number 9 town to live in out of 100, where none of the surrounding towns (that means you, Madison and summit) were in the top ten either. Don't hate and be jealous. Maybe once your schools get better than ours and we stop sending our rich ass kids to ivy league schools, you'll have something to say. And try beating us at sports once in a while. If not, then all those other people who are posting about chatham who don't even know what they're talking about, shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear about what you have to say. Oh and by the way, you might remember me saying that Chatham, although pretty highly esteemed in certain aspects, is still one of he bitchiest towns in nj. Yeah, well those disses didnt think of themselves you know. The worst thing you can do to yourself is try to show up a Chatham kid, because they will DESTROY YOU. we all have our own cliques, and our cliques all know how to kick some major ass, seeing the drama we go through practically every day. So go ahead and try to deny that we are one of the top towns, because we are publiced with a title for it. Maybe if you read a frickin book once in a while, you'd even know what that meant. But until then, just don't even try to make a comeback. You'll just embarrass yourselve miserably.
Chatham, New Jersey? Yeah ive heard of it. Its a bitch, right? Wait, no. That's not right. Its a SMART, KICKASS bitch who will destroy you if you even touch it. So don't even go there. Yeah. That's what I thought.
by •¥anonymous¥• May 2, 2008
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new castle girl

For whoever said new castle girls are trash just wishes they were one. I lived in Delaware my whole life and am proud to be a New Castle girl!! Yeah we have big mouths and we fight at the drop of a hat, but we also are loyal and strong and independent. My girls from New Castle would have my back at any given minute. New Castle girls are one of a kind and if you know some you know what I mean. If you come across a New Castle girl and have something foul to say about where we are from you better have your gaurd up cause we are quick to swing.
She has tough skin and a great heart she must be a New Castle girl.
by newcastlechick13 May 21, 2011
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Moravia New York

A place where people have intercourse with pigs. In the middle of nowhere. If you blink you miss the town. "Pig fuckers live here"
Moravia New York is one of the smallest and weirdest towns I've been through
by stephmarie October 27, 2011
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new year's eve

A popular day for skyrocketing suicide rates, which are usually on holidays where people are alone and depressed. This day is a popular one.
I had planned not to go to any parties new year's eve night to make plans to go up to that tower block and jump off.
by Krista Lee December 28, 2005
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Bad news bears

describes something negative. derived from the children's book series "the berenstein bears", one of the books was called "bad news bears." mostly used by hipsters and anyone who grew up reading those books.
"it's raining out today, that's bad news bears"
by Colleen June 13, 2004
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Manchester, New Hampshire

1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.

2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.

3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.

4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.
"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."

"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.

"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.

"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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New Found Glory

The best band ever!!!! just had their new album catalyst come out a couple months ago and toured with green day. THE KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by alicia December 19, 2004
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