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take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.
Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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Take responsibility

For me stealing from you....

You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
A retard "Take responsibility for the targeted harassment and monitoring campaign. It's your fault it's happening and you should accept that."

Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.
1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.
by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009
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PREEMPTIVE TAKES [STRIKE]

ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY

AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION

CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.

When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.

I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)

THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.

It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.

ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.

Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo

OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.

BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 6, 2022
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Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.
Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.
by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015
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take it to broadway

When someone is being dramatic or over the top and you’re not wanting to hear their bullshit
Casey: I’m all alone in the abyss of unhappiness
Jessica: girl, take it to broadway
by Ch1005 June 14, 2018
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