Poo

Poo well I've had a lot of poos we have

The sparkler: when you release a huge poo that hurts like crazy it made me scream in pain
the sticky: when a poop sticks to your hand and you have to wash it off
the normal: dude it's just a plain poo
The corn: a poo that has corn
The veggies: a poo that has veggie pieces in it
The hot trots: hot diarrhea

The trots: diarrhea

The monster: a poo taller than the toilet water
The green: green poo from food coloring

The bad: poo that is yellow from low bile or from food coloring
The hot trots icky: burning liquid poo that is clear with a brownish tint to it like the sticky poo
Those are just some of the poops I've had

I just went poo poo

by pookiesgramma July 19, 2017

bing bong poo

When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.

"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"

by benas12345678910 January 8, 2021

Poo Poo

Its brown.

Heya, i just dropped an absoloutely massive poo poo.
Thats the fourth time this hour, Mike.

by Zel101 October 9, 2022

[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.

Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.

by FluidXchange October 6, 2008

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

pig poo team elf

Big booth milf

Dang bro your mom is a pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021