Bipat's Law

Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.

Bipat: X happened.

A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.

Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.

Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.

by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021

great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-great-grandchild's wife.

My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty

a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law

by User867593926 January 17, 2024

Raymond's Law

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.

Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.

by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020

Side bitch-in-law

The relationship between two or more side bitches who are sleeping with the same taken man

His second side bitch just found out she has a side bitch-in-law

by buttonfortheinternet December 5, 2020

great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandniece's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021