smoke a fat blunt

To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."

(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."

by Jap the Jimmy June 5, 2014

Fat Porker Belly

A belly that is rotund and swine-like in appearance, usually belonging to a pillow-biting polesmoker from Long Island.

you're a fat porker belly.

by NancyLeigh January 16, 2009

fat sacks

otherwise known as tuckshop arms

'i have fat sacks under my biceps'

by Georgiona November 23, 2007

Fat man delirium

The ecstatic, overjoyed state that an obese person enters when filling their face with food. The more calorific, the greater the height of delirium; for example a creamy chocolate pudding can induce extreme hysterical behaviour with a complete loss of their surroundings, hell-bent on ingesting as much food as possible.

"Shit, what's up with Fat Rich? He's bouncing off the walls with fudge cake all over his face!!"

"It's fat man delirium! Who the hell let him get at the cake?!"

by SiBrad July 10, 2011

fat boy treats

What a skinny person refers to as sugary treats that fat people tend to enjoy: cakes, twinkies, cookies, etc...

After a smoke session, one may get the munchies, in order to declare their situations they may say: "Man could I go for some fat boy treats right now."

by Steve Halet January 17, 2008

You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."

by davev July 15, 2005

inner fat kid

The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods

I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.

by Lon January 14, 2008