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Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’
Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’
by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021
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Fork Moment

A Fork moment has four steps on when to say it each represented by one of the fork's prongs.
Prong 1: Someone sees or hear about something
Prong 2: Someone thinks about it as a big deal
Prong 3: Someone receives more context on it and goes "oh I guess it's not a big deal".
Prong 4: You say "Fork Moment". (Image of Fork can be applied when needed)

This slang has changed the way our society works for the better.
Person 1: Famous Musician Jilly Bowl was just shot by a robber!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH THAT'S HORRIBLE HE MUST BE DEAD!
Person 1: Nah he's fine the bullet just hit his ear he just needs to recover for a day or two.
Person 2: Oh i guess its not a big deal
Person 1: FORK MOMENT!
by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025
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Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.
When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"
by StephenKing June 15, 2014
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TD moment

when you die by an AFK invisible tank, such as a landmine
I had a TD moment at 2.6m surfer.
by ChristoZilla69 February 28, 2021
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I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
by K87 November 20, 2009
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podgers city moment

chergert mogi chungles ghungus small oh fuck oh no
"farts" guys this is a podgers city moment
by poo76 March 19, 2021
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Jaunty Moment

Subtly trying to tell or express that they are doing something that your are not whether that’s with a friend or telling them that they have done something therefore trying to say that they are currently better than you
Someone says “Starting my job soon!”

Then another person makes it about themselves by saying “cool I’m staring my job internship at a grocery store next month, it’s unpaid but it will look good on my college application!”

That is a Jaunty Moment
by crudercape August 1, 2021
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