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Chet Syndrome

The rarest genetic condition known to man. A person suffering from C.S. siphons the bad luck out of an area and displaces it to himself. Often good to have around on Friday the 13th. Also cursed with extremely bitchy/money grubbing dominant girlfriend. Girlfriend is also most commonly described as a Susan
"Shit, he fucked up his leg, but I just found 10 bucks, that's a severe case of Chet Syndrome."

"Man, his girlfriend is a money grubbing whore, he has such a horrible case of Chet Syndrome."
by BobbyBill$ November 30, 2004
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Tyrone Syndrome

When she gives you head so good your voice drops an octave.
"Did you hear what happened to that guy?"
"Yea I heard he had a one night stand and is now suffering from Tyrone Syndrome."
by xBatman_Unboundx September 16, 2016
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DP Syndrome

This syndrome was discovered by valid scientists A.L. and J.S. after learning that the common man who gets rejected by a fairly attractive girl then ends up dating a monstrosity despite his friends interventions. This syndrome is named after the original subject, D.P.
"What does he have? DP Syndrome?!"
by Jay Suntarus April 23, 2008
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Clint syndrome

The time of the month when a woman leaks reddish liquid from her vagina. Also known as a "period" or fork.
When a woman possesses clint syndrome she can be very moody and disliked. Be warned.

"Dude... Carol totally has clint syndrome right now. Wait, does that mean we don't have to use protection?!"

"Dude, you're gross."
by CAW!! February 22, 2009
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Elegance Syndrome

Is a certain disease which can cause major problems in life. It effects cortex of the brain and can cause prolonged spelling problems. The disease was tracked back to the aztecs and can spread down the family tree.

People who have this can pass on this genetic disease via lack of knowledge about contreception.

The disease can be helped by taking a prescribed Elegance Syndrome Blocker (ES Blocker) tablet twice a day.
Person 1: I want to be a captian of a ship one day!
Person 2: You mean captain right ?
Person 1: Yes, sorry I have Elegance Syndrome.
Person 2: Did you take your ES Blocker today?
Person 1: No :(
by MedicalGuru June 8, 2011
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Simpson Syndrome

sally: i got bieber fever
sue: hahaha i got Simpson Syndrome excpt cody is wayyy better than bever!

Simpson Syndrome
by sallysue! January 2, 2012
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Ashley" syndrome

To be extremely talented, hot, black, larger kind of - but still hot (it don't even matter ta her), she is all up in the nana's (refer to Nana's on the search portion of this site.), and will beat down a lava (refer to Lava on the search portion of this site) if they do not perform their lava duties up to basic essential levels.
Britannica: You is all up in here havin' that ashley syndrome and I be likin' you a lot mo fo that.

Kwalishakwa: Thanks gurl.

(-optional-)

both in unison: YOU KNOW
by 2HotBlackWomen March 28, 2005
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