Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

Dasani Dick

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.

"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"

by KevinWoods October 18, 2016

Panic! At The Dick

When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.

- Stanley Marsh 2018

Craig: *breathes*
Tweek: *shrieks and has a Panic! At The Dick*

by owo whats this? August 5, 2018

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Sympathy dick

When a friend has his cock out and you get your cock out in a sign of solidarity.

Pats day drunk, we're gonna jave to do sympathy dick aren't we.

by DrGirt September 29, 2018

Dick in a Teacup

1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.

2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.

(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"

by Sporkle March 20, 2008