brown thumber

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb

"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"

by Matt Huff September 9, 2009

Brown cocaine

A line of shit aligned perfectly along an erect cock that has been produced by a female after anal

I was doing anal with my wife and then she decided to give me some brown cocaine

by Joshlb123 May 4, 2018

Brown Dog

to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.

You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"

by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014

Bobby Brown

Oral sex given by an African-American woman.

Hey baby, how much for a Bobby Brown?

by Cmos-Efem February 26, 2012

Cooter Brown

an especially irritated vagina
also an oyster bar in New Orleans

My cooter brown itches

by Hil207 September 22, 2006

brown cow

sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow

hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit

by chodemanbear January 2, 2010

brown noise

The noise required to mask the sound of anal secretion and subsequent bowl splash in a public or private restroom when one or more persons are in attendance with the person discharging, to thereby avoid the awkward silence that is present and periodically disturbed by the excretions of the person in question.

Dude, that was really awkward. The guy in there was playing his ipod, utilizing its brown noise capabilities.

The whole time I was in there this dude kept coughing to cover up his dump. He was clearly brown noise(ing).

by @dEpP September 14, 2010