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YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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fight boner

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.

the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018
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boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
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Boner

When your thilthy big dick starts to get large
Hey you i have a Fucking BONER LAD
by Compzy September 10, 2021
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Bonerability

I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.
by Something-a-willow June 4, 2017
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peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.
*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.
by James Robert December 14, 2016
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