olds

A quick, one-syllable way of referring to documentaries of all types; it’s also a shortening of “old news” a somewhat archaic slang for documentary shows.

I watch sports, news, olds and occasionally a movie.

by Ozymandiasm January 19, 2023

old stoink

Is a woman that sleeps around.

Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!

by Montysky March 6, 2018

Old

That joke you just told

That joke is old as hell

by Mcbaganon January 9, 2022

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 June 7, 2018

Old fashioned Jimmy

Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.

This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!

by FUwells January 11, 2022

Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

cary old

To have huge, veiny, potato calves.

"John has a nice pair of Cary Olds."

by usc1321 April 17, 2015